A review by labarrec
Northanger Abbey by Val McDermid

1.0

Oh I think there’s been a mistake. This collection of drivel isn’t a ‘book’ it’s actually the atrocious Twilight/Austen crossover fanfiction that NO ONE asked for.

(Although the author very well might be a vampire because the conversations in this book would never take place between those who’ve actually spoken to other humans this century).