A review by onikaj
The Lords of Salem by Rob Zombie

2.0

I feel that this book lacked a lot of substance. To me, it felt like the same things just kept happening over and over again with no real explanation or resolution until the very last chapter. Every character but Heidi felt superfluous and unnecessary other than for Heidi to have someone to talk to. Francis Matthias only seemed to exist to give clumsy exposition. You can tell that this was supposed to be a movie only and not a novel because its all visuals. I won't say that I'm disappointed because I'm not sure what I expected in reading this novelization.