A review by aliciaaaah
My Dog Tulip by J.R. Ackerley

3.0

Welp! I listened to the audiobook. I thought this was going to be a nice and funny little book about a guy and his dog to listen to while preparing Thanksgiving dinner and for the first 30 minutes or so it was just as I thought it would be, but then there was a long bit about dogs going to the bathroom. Ha ha ok. Fine! Then? The whole remaining 4 hours about dog sex. Very detailed description of dog vulvas! Pretty sure a guy jacked off a dog to “prepare him for breeding”? And the audiobook narrator is the most proper British gent you can imagine. There’s also some weird dog-centric classism? I don’t know, man. Still, all that said: pretty good book!