rarewren 's review for:

Wildwood by Colin Meloy
1.0

I was excited to read this book because I enjoy The Decemberists' storytelling style and visual aesthetic. A fantasy set in the Portland woods, such expectations! And indeed, it is easy to imagine how parts of the story were inspired by the geography of Portland: the east side, the bridges, the zoo, the other features of Forest Park...At the first ominous mention of ivy I pictured the author telling his family a bedtime story after a day of volunteering at an invasive species removal event. But these inspirations are pieced together in a boring pastiche of literary and folk references that sprawls across 541 pages of clunky exposition, cliched dialogue, and stunted character development. I wish someone had convinced Meloy and Ellis to make a picture book instead.

PS Wildwood has been described as Narnia sans religion. Did not Philip Pullman do that much more successfully?