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A review by sebarose
The Last Chinese Chef by Nicole Mones
1.0
I made it to page six:
Page one: used the hated, non-word "soul" twice.
Page two: every sentence starts with the word "She."
Page three: She said, "flat dialog." I said "flat dialog," my manner disguising some hint of obvious mystery, perhaps romantic mystery?
Page four: Unfeeling statements of feeling. Deep feeling. Stirring-in-my-soul type of feeling.
Page five: Only 273 pages to go!
Page six: My god this book is horrible.
Page one: used the hated, non-word "soul" twice.
Page two: every sentence starts with the word "She."
Page three: She said, "flat dialog." I said "flat dialog," my manner disguising some hint of obvious mystery, perhaps romantic mystery?
Page four: Unfeeling statements of feeling. Deep feeling. Stirring-in-my-soul type of feeling.
Page five: Only 273 pages to go!
Page six: My god this book is horrible.