A review by fantasticmrethan
Friday the 13th Part 3: 3-D by Michael Avallone

1.0

Probably the goofiest book I’ve ever read. I couldn’t tell if the narrator was trying to have some fun but just doesn’t care so the narration comes across as the literary equivalent of that Steve Buscemi meme (hello fellow kids). But hey! I laughed, like a rattle snake in the tall grass or a kid having a real thigh slapper of a good time!
And if you thought those similes were weird and somewhat irrelevant then oh boy should you read this book! The similes and metaphors are far too long winded and often come in pairs and more often than not the next sentence is a reworded version of the sentence before.
There’s a lot of similes and the book repeats itself a lot like it was just written to make the word count and little to no editing was done.

Hilariously ridiculous. I did have fun.