A review by oreosislife
The Guard by Kiera Cass

2.0

The song is Bad Day by Justus Benetts.

SpoilerI hope you trip and fall and your front teeth breaks
And your ex shows up with her future husband
And your shirt gets torn so you show up late
To your shitty ass job, hope you have a bad day

Remember when you said
That Maxon would end up gettin' nada and I guess when you were young your momma must've
Dropped you on your head (on your head)
Bet there ain't a bitch like karma
I guess you two got that in common and (what the fuck?)
I don't wanna be spiteful, but (no, I don't)
You someone I got spite for and (yeah, I do)
I know it ain't right, but
All you ever did was do everything wrong
So I hope you trip and fall and your front teeth breaks
And your ex shows up with her future husband
And your shirt gets torn so you show up late
To your shitty ass job, hope you have a bad day

Hope you hit your head on a tree and get knocked out
And when things are looking up, hope it all goes south
And I never gave a fuck when you opened your mouth
I got nothing else to say, except have a bad day
(Yeah, have a bad day)

You bring out the worst in me
If you feeling like shit then you deserve to be
Every friend I've ever had, from my gr friends to my dad
Said to cut people like you out my life like it was surgery

I don't wanna be spiteful, but (no, I don't)
You someone I got spite for and (yeah, I do)
I know it ain't right, but
All you ever did was do everything wrong
So I hope you trip and fall and your front teeth breaks
And your ex shows up with her future husband
And your shirt gets torn so you show up late
To your shitty ass job, hope you have a bad day

Hope you hit your head on a tree and get knocked out
And when things are looking up, hope it all goes south
And I never gave a fuck when you opened your mouth
I got nothing else to say, except have a bad day


I was laughing the entire time I read this book not because it was funny, but because of what was going inside ass-pain's mind. He freaking thought that he was better than Maxon and America still loved him. Like I don't even know if I should hate him or pity him for his dumbness.

Now why did I rate it 2 stars? The one and only reason is because of the money he sent to Marlee's husband (whatever his name was) parents. I was shocked that he had some humanity left within him. People aim to do great things in life but the one and only aim of his life was protect his first love teenage crush. Boy why don't you just move on? I was seriously hoping for him and America to get caught together even though I have read all the 5 books in the series.