A review by misswirum
Lark by Emma Cole

dark sad tense fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? No

1.75

Lmao, this is one of the worst books I've ever read. HOW does this book have such a high rating??

I don't hate it because of the tropes, triggers, or the level of darkness. I hate it because it’s just bad. The writing is TERRIBLE. Here are some examples:

- There’s more internal dialogue than actual dialogue. I don’t need an explanation of what someone said was important—I want the actual dialogue!

- There’s NO character development, and almost every character is insufferable.

- The main characters are supposed to be between 27-30 years old, but they talk like they’re in high school. ("You're my ride-or-die bestie🥰" BARF🤮 What 30-year-olds talk like that??)

- Two of the MMC are supposedly FBI special agents. But they’re dumb af. The author should watch a few episodes of X-Files, Fringe, or Criminal Minds just to get an idea of how intelligent an FBI agent is supposed to be.


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- The plot makes NO sense. Why would they enter themselves as se cs s lave s instead of just being... the buyers?

- Apparently, Lark is a big deal, so why do they risk hurting her so much? In chapter 12, Lark gets badly injured "down there" 👀. Marcus is very concerned and says she’ll need a long rest and antibiotics for over a week. The next day, in chapter 14, Lark has to be "punished"🙄. Suddenly her injuries are forgotten. I can’t even. She never gets her antibiotics either.

- Again, the dialogue is SO childish: "Emmett and I are actually undercover agents. Being investigative reporters is our cover.” This is something I wrote in middle school 💀💀.

- Lark is more upset that her (ex) boyfriend broke up with her because of the mission than she is about being an actual se cs ŝ lave ("Since this is your gig, do you know who I’m going to be forced to f u  c?”). She's walking around rolling her eyes and giving Rex the cold shoulder instead of working together. Make it make sense.

I can’t even follow the author’s description of what happens because it’s so poorly written. I didn’t even understand that Apollo and Marcus were supposed to be handsome and around 30 years old 💀.

Even the formatting sucks. Sometimes the chapter header shows the POV character’s name, and other times it doesn’t. So we just have to guess whose POV we’re reading lmao.

2/5⭐️
2/5📝
2/5🌶

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