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A review by the_mew_of_cathulhu
The Eye of Argon by Jim Theis
1.0
A masterpiece. Everything that could be wrong is. It is truly an accomplishment to miss the mark on every possible point.
Atrocious spelling and grammar aside, the writing is just plain bad. You could remake the thesaurus with all the unnecessary descriptors thrown in, since every noun seems to have a modifier. And there's an odd preoccupation with specifying right versus left. It gets so bogged down that you sometimes have to pause and ask yourself what the hell just happened. I read this aloud with a friend and it is so difficult to not laugh or stumble over your words since nothing flows naturally.
10/10 would laugh at again. Well done, Jimmy T.
Atrocious spelling and grammar aside, the writing is just plain bad. You could remake the thesaurus with all the unnecessary descriptors thrown in, since every noun seems to have a modifier. And there's an odd preoccupation with specifying right versus left. It gets so bogged down that you sometimes have to pause and ask yourself what the hell just happened. I read this aloud with a friend and it is so difficult to not laugh or stumble over your words since nothing flows naturally.
10/10 would laugh at again. Well done, Jimmy T.