A review by katayoun
Lost in Translation: Misadventures in English Abroad by Charlie Croker

3.0

travel brochure:
If we are lucky we will see duck boys home, men massaging their cocks on the road, cow boys taking grass. Yes it is a wonderful experience. :)

and then there is this, which i love. it's so beautiful and lyrical and one hopes that they really meant it to sound that way,

Chinese sign:
Little grass is smiling slightly, please walk on the pavement.