A review by rorky
1st to Die by James Patterson

1.0

Fucking hell that was atrocious. Shocking writing, plot was just contrived and somehow through all the grizzly, gruesome murders managed to be dull. The dialogue between the female characters made me want to pull my eyelashes out. And the characters themselves... talk about one dimensional. I don’t often read books I dislike so much they make me a n g r y but here we are. And oh god that ending, I don’t even want to think about that.

I’m marathoning the saw movies at the moment and in comparison they seems like gods gift to earth next to this crock of shit.