A review by mckenziemartines
Not the Witch You Wed by April Asher

1.0

I wanted to like it, I really did. So much of the writing took me out of it, I just kept thinking of the author actually writing words and thinking, ‘yep, that’s the one that’s going in the book.’
The “hells spells” and “hex me” and “chill the hex out,” “what the hex” …. Gross.
It was trying soooo hard to be cute and quirky and relatable and really it was just cringe.
“You’ve always been the thorn in my backside but you’re my Thorne” … ew.
I love a good trash book as much as the next person but I would never recommend this to anyone.