A review by laurla
Memoirs of a Dragon Hunter by Katie MacAlister

"sweet bottle of Clorox!" "holy scrubbing bubbles!"

"an invisible sword? so now i'm wonder woman?"
"she had an invisible plane, this is a sword."

"I pulled into my parking spot and turned off the engine, feeling alternately numb and exhausted and heartsore, with just a tinge of hysteria every now and again that made me giggle the sort of giggle that gets you locked up in a psych ward."

"i'd scoff at you, but its rude to scoff at anyone who just made you food."

"helen wasn't weird, she just marched to the beat of her own drummer. we both did. according to my therapist that was our coping mechanism, our way to keep structure in lives that were filled with chaos and turmoil. if we weren't a part of it, then we weren't emotional hostages to my mothers abuses."

"i'm sleepy and my mouth says things before my brain approves."

"holy shit! I really am wonder woman!"