A review by rosylesbian
Needful Things by Stephen King

challenging dark mysterious slow-paced
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

1.0

*stephen king monologue voice* Life in the country is like life in a cockroach’s asshole: the dust may keep you awake, but mostly it’s the dark that kills you. The same year the dodgers won the super bowl was the year that Dave “Bigdick” Selfinsert’s wife breasted boobily out of Maine town to Missouri, to fuck a new fella just as quick as [most racist simile you’ve ever heard]. But our story doesn’t begin with Dave Bigdick, nosiree it doesn’t. It begins with a chemical spill off the coast of Georgia and a teenage boy who im going to overtly sexualise. And the way these things unfold would make a coyote cry. Ayuh.
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