cellardoor10 's review for:

Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson
2.0

Well, I made it through this one. It kept seeming like it would go somewhere interesting. But instead we spent a ton of time reading about whether a dude did good math dependent on how long it had been since his last ejaculation.

It just felt like Stephenson really wanted to write a sprawling epic, and instead he just wrote something boring, often offensive, and unfocused.

2 stars for some of the interesting math and crypto parts. Most of it is swill, though.