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jessiahmarielle 's review for:

The Slippery Slope by Lemony Snicket
4.75
adventurous emotional funny hopeful inspiring mysterious reflective tense

i cannot fathom that this series is coming to an end so SOON! i say this knowing there’s 13 books total within it… 😭

rating: 4.75 stars (my one complaint is the *SPOILER* survivor reveal! more in a little bit)

and yes, MORE SPOILERS AHEAD!

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THE REVEAL

it might just be me nitpicking but… i would’ve loved some internal struggle from the survivor before the confession. 

like…. i know you knew that they thought it was their parents… so why are you ripping off the bandaid so fast Y’KNOW? 

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THREE THINGS:

1. have the kids never seen their parents ankles? if the parents are in VFD then why is count olaf the first person they saw that had the tattoo LMAO

2. THE REDEMPTION ARC OF THE WHITE-FACED LADIES??? i knew i was rooting for them for a good reason

3. the sugar bowl. AH. (i’m watching the netflix series while reading this SO…. the sugar bowl is a VERY big deal to me.)

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tldr: this was amazing, beautiful, crazy, delightful, entertaining, fun, great, hilarious, inspiring, joyous, kind, lovely, memorable, not-talked-about-enough, outstanding, powerful, quirky, ravishing, sweet, thoughtful, underrated, visionary, wonderful, xylophone, yummy, zesty.