A review by narzack
Dracula the Un-Dead by Dacre Stoker

1.0

Yo, this book sucks, bro. Really poor line-by-line writing and chock-full of cliches. The main villain is laughably corny, and Dracula is turned into a pining, misunderstood tragic dork. The writers claimed they were reclaiming the character back for the Stoker family, but I think this shows that the Stoker's aren't good stewards of the Granddaddy Bloodsucker. I guess on the plus side, the plotting is solid and clearly written with a film in mind, and it's easy to read.

On the other hand, I don't care if it was real, Basarab is dumb name.