A review by aliaspaine
The Shoestring Club by Sarah Webb

3.0

I'd have pushed Lainey's skanky, anorexic butt down the church steps (and she is not only black and blue from her head to her toes but also has something broken AND something sprained. Let's throw in a broken nose just to mess up that icky face, 'kay? KARMA! LOL) but only AFTER kneeing Ed in his STD-infected groin so hard he wouldn't be able to consummate the marriage for several months... only to then discover the damage is so bad that he and his hoe can't ever create little abominations together to further infect the world. Karma, you backstabbing toads! =P Yes - I hated them both ssoooooooooooo much!!