A review by samiism
I Heart My Little A-Holes by Karen Alpert

Did not finish book.
1.5 stars.

Immediately got tired of the "vajayjay" talk. After about one page, enough was enough. I wanted to tell her to grow up and call it a vagina. The obsession with pussy during that first chapter was just not funny, and I like my crass humor. She didn't nail it.

So I skipped to the part I thought I'd like. Caillou bashing. Because who in their right mind actually likes Caillou? I was suckered into watching it when I dated a guy who had two kids. I fucking hate Caillou. That bald-headed whiny bitch. So I loved that part of the book. I gave it a high five.

Then I somehow ran into the work vajayjay again and I just couldn't do it anymore. Nope.