emperorcupcake 's review for:

The Woods Are Dark by Richard Laymon

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This book is excessively horny. The kind of book where you have to know what everyone's breasts are doing in every chapter, lest you forget that breasts exist. However, I knew that going in and was curious to try a Laymon book anyway. And I did read this in one sitting. It was very fast paced and entertaining. The over the top horniness made it impossible to take seriously, which was kind of a shame because the horror bits were pretty good. But think of it as a gory, cheesy 80s horror movie in book form, and it's not a bad time. I'd probably try Laymon again when I'm in that paperback from hell kinda mood.

Not rated. This experience defies earth numbers 😂