bigpeng 's review for:

Meet Me at the Lake by Carley Fortune
2.0

IF WILL HAS ZERO HATERS IT’S BECAUSE I’M DEAD.

Sorry for being dramatic.

EXCEPT I’M FUCKING NOT.

Pros - I love Carley’s writing about Toronto and Muskoka. I’m seriously missing Toronto summers now! This b writes my teenage dreams for real.

CONS - JUSTICE. FOR. MOTHERFUCKING. JAYMAY. You’re telling me this bitch ass Will is the HERO in this story?! I don’t think so. I don’t think SO. This man ditches Fern like it’s his god damn day job, and I’m supposed to cheer while Fern begs this 32 year old man child to love her? Will needs to read Abby Jimenez bc you Sir are not it. Also I just LOVE it when men tell their partners that their “family comes first” - like this didn’t need to be an either or situation SIR. You could just be a fucking adult and treat all of your loved ones with respect (bitch ass).

Side note - you’re telling me this Fern girl is jerking off to Will for 10 YEARS after spending a SINGLE DAY with him when she was 22? Girl please.

I feel like Carley has such cute ideas for her roms but takes things a little too far out of reality LOL. Still love her painting of muskoka though.

I will read her third book WISH ME LUCK. #jamiewasrobbed #iloveyoujamie #manchildWill #justbecauseyoureanxiousdoesntmeanyoucantraumatizeFernyoubitchass

Am I bitch? LOL