A review by coffeequasars
The Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman

5.0

If only one day I can have the slightest bit of the grandmotherly essence that Old Mrs. Helpstock has inside of her, I will be as whole and complete as the full moon is.

Besides, a word of advice to remember from the empress of grandmothers herself: "Nothing a man could do [...] that I can't do twice as fast and five times as well."