A review by lesseraliterary
The Mistletoe Bet by Maren Moore

lighthearted fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

1.5

oh where do i start…. how about talking about the penis’ “mushroom head”.. dear god this book was torture but i’m giving it two stars bc i really only started hating it when i got to the mushroom part then i couldn’t ignore anything else that bugged me.. 
LIKE FUCKING IN HIS DOCTORS OFFICE IN AN EXAM ROOM!!! EWW that’s so beyond nasty.. and crosses so many lines.. if you wanna roleplay dr grant do that shit at home, not where patients will be in a few hours.
and let’s go on with the fact that he’s practically allergic to going up to the door to pick her up!!! he just honks the fucking horn and expects her to walk out and meet him?? what mother would think that is okay??? they also have unprotected sex SEVERAL TIMES!!! IN A POST ROE V WADE WORLD!!! disgusting DIS GUST TING
then the mom is so fucking weird like “they’re obviously engaging in sexual relations” who the fuck talks like that…
  then the demi lovato moment with the converse with her dress 
idk i hated this but not with a burning passion like sarah adams books but it was still nasty and reeked of NLOG disgusting internalized shit she’s gotta get over
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