A review by amandelirium
The Fallen Blade: Act One of the Assassini by Jon Courtenay Grimwood

1.0

DNF after ~50 pages. Every single female character's introduction included a description of her breasts, sometimes more than once, sometimes in the same sentence, e.g. "She was full-breasted, plump, and buxom."

BUT WHAT WERE HER BOOBIES LIKE THO.

-_-

I finally gave up where a woman was described as "just a slit."

Hey Publishers! Big thanks for giving this guy so many book deals. JK, fuck you forever.