A review by kaulhilo
The Guard by Kiera Cass

1.0

okay im actually so tired with kiera cass books this is probably the last one ill ever read (unless someone forces me on gunpoint to read the heir)

like,??her books are so ,,well,, meaningless? there's a girl who doesn't do shit but she's credited to be strong, then a guy who dumps her and hands her over to the prince then whines about it 24/7, there's the whole abusive plot that was literally executed so pathetically and then we have the whole glossed over versions over what's going on in the country? the king is brave and strong and doesn't tolerate shit :-) but hey! he'll totally let rebels attack the ROYAL palace every three days :-) hey! look! the king is abusive! let's write a love story crediting him as some surviving hero!
girl: *whines about dresses everyday*
girl: *is somehow exactly the compassionate queen the country needs*

like ok