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The Baby Dragon Cafe by A.T. Qureshi
1.5

I would read any book really about baby dragons, terrible writing stupid plot I don't care. I loved reading about feisty little Sparky.

But this book is only 10% about baby dragons, the majority of it is about two horny humans with porridge personalities getting together. I've never cringed so often while reading anything, so much of it is them touching, making a 'desperate sound' or something like that, then being interrupted. 
Why does Aiden always smell of mint and what's wrong with his throat? -
  •'"Goodnight", he replied, voice       rough'
  •'He made a strangled sound'
  •'"You're not people" he said, voice
  ragged'
  x10
Can nobody get him a lozenge?

ALSO THEY THREW THE BABY DRAGON OFF A FUCKING CLIFF
This lady was just like 'he flies or he dies'🤷🏻 and they just let her do that!? Sparky kill them


  

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