A review by pansy_ass
Dracula by Bram Stoker

3.0

Would have rounded up to four stars if I didn’t feel so damn JIPPED by the ending. Literally no fight scene? They slash his throat and stab him and he just goes poof like a fuckin basic bitch? We got more action out of killing Lucy, for goodness sake’s. Also, I get that someone had to bite the dust and unfortunately Morris got the short straw on that, but he doesn’t get killed by the Count? He just get stabbed by some nameless, faceless delivery boy? I’m done. Stoker, you had me there for a while, but you just couldn’t bring it home.