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The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III
3.0

About two years ago, my friend Monica gave me the key into the world of Bizarro fiction by lending me The Baby Jesus Butt Plug by Carlton Mellick III. Afterwards, I decided to venture home into other worlds of bizarro writers through internet stories by "famous" underground writers of punk literature. Carlton Mellick III, however, has been my favorite.

After The Baby Jesus Butt Plug I tried his other book, The Menstruating Mall. The book was just as bizarre as the first one.

Now after reading The Haunted Vagina I wonder what's left for Mellick. The book was a fun, but quick, read. However, it seemed as if the writer has become disenchanted with his genre. I just didn't feel that the book lived up to his normality of strangeness and the lack of wonder was greatly noticed.

What happens to you when your girlfriend's vagina is the gateway to a ghost world where a three-dimensional anime-esque ghost girl walks around naked and playing equals sex?

It's something I'd rather not think about again.