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Neil Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography
by David Javerbaum, Neil Patrick Harris
CHOOSE YOUR OWN REVIEW
[1] Congratulations! You have in your hands a copy of Neil Patrick Harris' autobiography. If you eagerly crack it open and begin reading, continue to paragraph [2]. If this was a gift and you dislike Neil Patrick Harris for whatever (obviously not homophobic because what century are we in!) reasons, skip to paragraph [5].
[2] You open the book! It smells like new book smell. But it's a choose-your-own-adventure?! Whaaaaaat? If you read the book as intended, making choices and skipping around as you go, experiencing life at its fullest AS NEIL, continue to paragraph [3]. If you decide to read straight through, skip to paragraph [4].
[3] You've read the book! You experienced life as Neil! You got a plum gig as a kid star with good luck and hard work, discovered you liked boys and married the cutest one of all, had a couple of even cuter kids, did some magic tricks, drank some carefully crafted cocktails, and hosted the Tonys lots of times. You even got in a couple of jabs at some d-bags. If you had the time of your life (and who wouldn't, you're NEIL!), skip to paragraph [6]. If you hated the book (and therefore obviously hate FUN), skip to paragraph [5].
[4] FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Nah, actually it's okay. I mean, you miss out on some of the fun, but as long as you have your short term memory in tact and the ability to maintain logical consistency in your head, you get through the book just fine. If despite having no respect for the rules you had an awesome time reading about Neil, skip to paragraph [6]. If this totally ruined the book for you, continue to paragraph [5].
[5] This book is the WORST. You go to click the first star (Because why won't this thing let you give it NO STARS? GEEZ.), but just as you do, some unknown, potentially mystical force bumps your shoulder and your hand slips on the mouse. FIVE STARS. [The end!]
[6] This book is SERIOUSLY AMAZING. It was so fun, and everyone should be Neil Patrick Harris. You kind of wish you could keep being him, actually. FIVE STARS! If, after spending this quality time with Neil you want to read about another well-adjusted gay man with an awesome life, go get a copy of [b:Anything Goes: My Autobiography|1847329|Anything Goes My Autobiography|John Barrowman|https://d.gr-assets.com/books/1328729548s/1847329.jpg|2745637] by John Barrowman. If instead you want to spend MORE quality time with Neil, fire up Hulu and watch all 97 episode of Doogie Howser in a row. [The end!]
[1] Congratulations! You have in your hands a copy of Neil Patrick Harris' autobiography. If you eagerly crack it open and begin reading, continue to paragraph [2]. If this was a gift and you dislike Neil Patrick Harris for whatever (obviously not homophobic because what century are we in!) reasons, skip to paragraph [5].
[2] You open the book! It smells like new book smell. But it's a choose-your-own-adventure?! Whaaaaaat? If you read the book as intended, making choices and skipping around as you go, experiencing life at its fullest AS NEIL, continue to paragraph [3]. If you decide to read straight through, skip to paragraph [4].
[3] You've read the book! You experienced life as Neil! You got a plum gig as a kid star with good luck and hard work, discovered you liked boys and married the cutest one of all, had a couple of even cuter kids, did some magic tricks, drank some carefully crafted cocktails, and hosted the Tonys lots of times. You even got in a couple of jabs at some d-bags. If you had the time of your life (and who wouldn't, you're NEIL!), skip to paragraph [6]. If you hated the book (and therefore obviously hate FUN), skip to paragraph [5].
[4] FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Nah, actually it's okay. I mean, you miss out on some of the fun, but as long as you have your short term memory in tact and the ability to maintain logical consistency in your head, you get through the book just fine. If despite having no respect for the rules you had an awesome time reading about Neil, skip to paragraph [6]. If this totally ruined the book for you, continue to paragraph [5].
[5] This book is the WORST. You go to click the first star (Because why won't this thing let you give it NO STARS? GEEZ.), but just as you do, some unknown, potentially mystical force bumps your shoulder and your hand slips on the mouse. FIVE STARS. [The end!]
[6] This book is SERIOUSLY AMAZING. It was so fun, and everyone should be Neil Patrick Harris. You kind of wish you could keep being him, actually. FIVE STARS! If, after spending this quality time with Neil you want to read about another well-adjusted gay man with an awesome life, go get a copy of [b:Anything Goes: My Autobiography|1847329|Anything Goes My Autobiography|John Barrowman|https://d.gr-assets.com/books/1328729548s/1847329.jpg|2745637] by John Barrowman. If instead you want to spend MORE quality time with Neil, fire up Hulu and watch all 97 episode of Doogie Howser in a row. [The end!]