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A review by ninjabunneh
Sharcano by Jose Prendes
2.0
Epic cheesy Syfy masquerading as a book?
Lava sharks incinerating the world?
Sign me the fuck up.
Unfortunately, the book fell flat pretty quickly. The main character is probably one of the biggest douchcanoes I've read about in a while. I actually wanted him to die. Quickly and painfully.
Add to this way too many things going on, an influx of useless characters, and just overall nonsensical fuckery, this ended up not being my cuppa.
I wanted some cheese, not twenty tons of melted Velveeta.
2 Ninja-Bunnehs
One extra star was given by the bunnehs against my better judgement. They liked the gore.
Lava sharks incinerating the world?
Sign me the fuck up.
Unfortunately, the book fell flat pretty quickly. The main character is probably one of the biggest douchcanoes I've read about in a while. I actually wanted him to die. Quickly and painfully.
Add to this way too many things going on, an influx of useless characters, and just overall nonsensical fuckery, this ended up not being my cuppa.
I wanted some cheese, not twenty tons of melted Velveeta.
2 Ninja-Bunnehs
One extra star was given by the bunnehs against my better judgement. They liked the gore.