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A review by leezreading
Satan's Affair by H.D. Carlton
2.0
⭐ 2 stars – This wasn’t a dark romance. This was a blood-soaked fever dream with zero chill and way too much giggling.
I thought I was ready. I was not ready. Between the black pages blinding my aging eyeballs and the main character rolling around in entrails like it’s a spa day, I honestly didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or call an exorcist.
Was there a plot? Maybe. Hard to tell through all the blood and batsh*t.
Was it sexy? Only if you find murder clowns hot.
Would I recommend it? Only to someone I low-key hate.
I like my horror with edge, not unhinged interpretive dance in a murder tent.
#BooksAndBluntTruths #DarkRomanceGoneRogue #RetinasStillRecovering #GigglingInGore #NoThankYouMaam
I thought I was ready. I was not ready. Between the black pages blinding my aging eyeballs and the main character rolling around in entrails like it’s a spa day, I honestly didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or call an exorcist.
Was there a plot? Maybe. Hard to tell through all the blood and batsh*t.
Was it sexy? Only if you find murder clowns hot.
Would I recommend it? Only to someone I low-key hate.
I like my horror with edge, not unhinged interpretive dance in a murder tent.
#BooksAndBluntTruths #DarkRomanceGoneRogue #RetinasStillRecovering #GigglingInGore #NoThankYouMaam