A review by wellvallie
The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown

Did not finish book. Stopped at 73%.

This book was so ridiculous that I mostly had a fun time reading it. I couldn't be upset at everything wrong with it because there'd also be lines like "Jesus was the original feminist." And then I'm like oh, it's a comedy. Like I was incapable of taking it seriously. Sophie being in tears over having discovered her grandfather avidly participating in an orgy... I want to hate this book so bad, but I laughed.

I never want to see the words "divine feminine" again. So much of that was aggressively heterosexual and transphobic. I'm not finishing because the way things were revealed became repetitive and annoying, and I have never hated a character more than I do Teabing.