A review by fangsfirst
Hellblazer, Vol. 7: Tainted Love by Garth Ennis

fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? No

2.0

Ugh.

Ennis on Hellblazer years too late and after loving Delano is the absolute worst. The book started to circle a character, Kit, who is never developed and yet is somehow treated as the emotional crux for a Constantine who receives no earned development himself. This was miserable and laden with the same characters, themes, and attitudes endemic to Ennis's writing which I seem to have utterly soured on at this point and find deeply unpalatable in this book, where Constantine is arbitrarily re-written without warning into Jesse Custer in Beta version 0.4.2, not quite ready for release.

People complain about self-pitying Constantine under Delano, but this takes the cake—and that it resolves itself abruptly with an excuse to tell an Ennis™ historical military story about his pitying worship of soldiers (alongside another historical military story that is shoehorned in as being about an earlier Constantine)...just no.

Throw in a whole issue about Kit going home to Ireland and I'm left absolutely baffled at why anyone would love this run, until I remind myself it was probably the first version of the character they saw, and thus defined him for them.

Unfortunately for me, I read from the beginning to start and this stuff sucks.