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A review by helpfulsnowman
The Superior Spider-Man, Vol. 5: The Superior Venom by Dan Slott
3.0
If you want to talk like a villain, I have some handy hints for you.
1. Never call someone an "asshole."
If you use a word like Asshole, you're missing an opportunity to use a far more villainous word. Dummies aren't dummies, they're imbeciles. Or dolts. Even if someone is really acting like an asshole, make sure to call them simpleton instead.
2. Never call Robots "Robots".
They are automatons. Or auto-men. Or your army of robo-centric humanoids. Never, ever robots.
3. Never miss a chance to insult.
Classic Darth Vader line, "Then he is as clumsy as he is stupid." Haha, I always wish I could go in the movie and high-five him for that one. Nothing like taking a mistake and using it to point out TWO flaws about a person.
4. Never be below the absolute boiling point of rage.
Let's say you're Doctor Doom, and you're impersonating Daredevil's alter-ego, Matt Murdock. And let's say Foggy Nelson, your lifelong friend and confidant, comes into your office to deliver very important and relevant news. On the way in, he trips and spills a coffee cup on some papers.
Incorrect Response: Haha, oh, Foggy. Are you alright? No worries. That's why they make copy machines, right buddy?
Correct Response: You pig-headed dolt! Your imbecilic mincing about has ruined the plans for my new robonautnics. You and your simpleton ways have spoiled the plans of Doctor D- Matt Murdock for the last time!
1. Never call someone an "asshole."
If you use a word like Asshole, you're missing an opportunity to use a far more villainous word. Dummies aren't dummies, they're imbeciles. Or dolts. Even if someone is really acting like an asshole, make sure to call them simpleton instead.
2. Never call Robots "Robots".
They are automatons. Or auto-men. Or your army of robo-centric humanoids. Never, ever robots.
3. Never miss a chance to insult.
Classic Darth Vader line, "Then he is as clumsy as he is stupid." Haha, I always wish I could go in the movie and high-five him for that one. Nothing like taking a mistake and using it to point out TWO flaws about a person.
4. Never be below the absolute boiling point of rage.
Let's say you're Doctor Doom, and you're impersonating Daredevil's alter-ego, Matt Murdock. And let's say Foggy Nelson, your lifelong friend and confidant, comes into your office to deliver very important and relevant news. On the way in, he trips and spills a coffee cup on some papers.
Incorrect Response: Haha, oh, Foggy. Are you alright? No worries. That's why they make copy machines, right buddy?
Correct Response: You pig-headed dolt! Your imbecilic mincing about has ruined the plans for my new robonautnics. You and your simpleton ways have spoiled the plans of Doctor D- Matt Murdock for the last time!