A review by nomnomnombooks
The Geographer's Map to Romance by India Holton

Did not finish book. Stopped at 20%.

I was promised Anne of GG x Twisters 😒 but I got a hot mess: 

• if I took a shot for every time “Hmm” was used as the MMC’s witty introverted response, I’d have been drunk stupid quick
• magic without any rhyme or reason is not whimsical—it’s nonsensical
• thesaurus-aided prose is not clever writing when all those fancy words don’t say anything that actually matters
• why consummate your marriage of convenience when no one’s watching to see that you did?