A review by tommyro
So You Don't Get Lost in the Neighborhood by Euan Cameron, Patrick Modiano

1.0

Meaningless drivel. Main character is definitely lost and so is the reader. Character goes around in circles, not knowing where he's going or what's going on right in front of him or what or why he's doing anything or even who he's talking to or remember who he once knew or knows now. He spends his time avoiding everyone - which is what we should do with him. Sound like perfect fodder for a Nobel Prize? Did I mention it's French? That was the clincher. I am vowing never to read another book by this clown Modiano who can't tell his buttocks from his baguette. Plus jamais - which means never again!