3.0

This book starts with an Author's Warning: "If you're buying this book as a gift for your grandma or a kid, you should be aware that it contains cusswords as well as tasteful depictions of cannibalism and people in their forties having sex. Don't blame me. I told you."

And I think I would have to agree that it's not a book for everyone. My Catholic boyfriend cringed a little at just the title. But for me with no religious affiliation this book was a little bit of stupid Christmas fun.

The story starts off a little slow as we get to know the most random cast of characters ever. (I guess most of them have appeared in Christopher Moore's previous books). The plot culminates with a not-so-pleasant Christmas Miracle at a Christmas Party complete with lasagna and zombies.

My favorite parts had to be when Moore pokes a little fun at California, two seven year old boys, the narration of what a dog thinks and of course, Kendra the Warrior Bade from the Outlands.