A review by arggimapirate
Night of the Animals by Bill Broun

2.0

Back when I was online dating I quickly learned to trust when a person tells you something bad about themselves. Turns out this was a lesson I also needed to learn about books.

I read all 539 pages of this book and I'm still not exactly clear about what the fuck I just read. The first page warning about writing in various dialects including "speculative words" should have served as alert enough, however I have started and stopped at least 10 books this year and, falling way short of my reading goal, decided to move forward. It gets an extra star because I did, in fact, finish this book. However I can't imagine the person I would recommend this to, can't justify the hours of my life lost, and can't forgive
Spoiler throwing in insane fantasy/time travel elements in the last 50 pages
.

If an author sees fit to warn you before you even begin the book, LISTEN.

Recommend to no one, sincerely.