jaylhnolan 's review for:

A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas
2.0

Terrible Sarah J Maas writing - a series of awful cringey phrases on repeat... here are my top 5 favourites:
5. I could have sworn...
4. His emerald eyes...
3. His russet eye...
2. My legs were shaking/my knees buckled...
1. I would never be able to paint it...

Strap in for plot that makes no sense and lifeless characters in a whirlwind that makes Twilight seem literary. You secretly begin to enjoy it because it's just so bad.