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A review by sarah42783
Dark Harvest Magic by Christine Castle, Jayne Faith
4.0
January 30, 2020 Only $0.99 today!
Actual rating: 3.5 stars.
Sooooo, I just finished reading the last instalment in this series a few days ago, which means I should review the present little book and also this little book there and also also that little book there.
Territories to overtake, puny humans to enslave, murderous crustaceans to unleash and all that, ergo I cannot afford to waste my preciously nefarious time crappily non-reviewing all these books individually and stuff.
So what is left for you Little Barnacles to do, you ask? Apart from sobbing to death because you won’t be submitted to yet another one of my humongously fascinating reviews, you mean? Well, I guess you can either:
1) Trust my ever-right, never-wrong opinion, and believe me when I tell you that, although not quite as delicious as book 1 in this series, this instalment here is still slightly a little entertaining.
2) Trust my ever-impeccable, never-despicable book taste, and believe me when I tell you that, although not quite as delicious as book 1 in this series, this instalment here is still slightly a little entertaining.
3) Have some single malt Scotch whisky (scientifically proven to cure all aches and pains, be they moral or physical).
4) Sacrifice a couple of newborn babies in my honor (it’s a nice way to kill time).
5) Have some more single malt Scotch whisky.
6) Sacrifice a few more newborn babies in my honor.
7) Stop being annoying as shrimp and start reading this series already.
8) All of the above.
9) All of the above².
Bye now.
• Book 1: Stone Cold Magic ★★★★
• Book 3: Demon Born Magic ★★★★
• Book 4: Blood Storm Magic ★★★★
[Pre-review nonsense]
Oopsy shrimpsy, looks like I forgot to review this book.Twice. Get to it already I must. Otherwise altogether forget about it I might.
Don't ask.
➽ Full review to come and stuff.
Actual rating: 3.5 stars.
Sooooo, I just finished reading the last instalment in this series a few days ago, which means I should review the present little book and also this little book there and also also that little book there.
Territories to overtake, puny humans to enslave, murderous crustaceans to unleash and all that, ergo I cannot afford to waste my preciously nefarious time crappily non-reviewing all these books individually and stuff.
So what is left for you Little Barnacles to do, you ask? Apart from sobbing to death because you won’t be submitted to yet another one of my humongously fascinating reviews, you mean? Well, I guess you can either:
1) Trust my ever-right, never-wrong opinion, and believe me when I tell you that, although not quite as delicious as book 1 in this series, this instalment here is still slightly a little entertaining.
2) Trust my ever-impeccable, never-despicable book taste, and believe me when I tell you that, although not quite as delicious as book 1 in this series, this instalment here is still slightly a little entertaining.
3) Have some single malt Scotch whisky (scientifically proven to cure all aches and pains, be they moral or physical).
4) Sacrifice a couple of newborn babies in my honor (it’s a nice way to kill time).
5) Have some more single malt Scotch whisky.
6) Sacrifice a few more newborn babies in my honor.
7) Stop being annoying as shrimp and start reading this series already.
8) All of the above.
9) All of the above².
Bye now.
• Book 1: Stone Cold Magic ★★★★
• Book 3: Demon Born Magic ★★★★
• Book 4: Blood Storm Magic ★★★★
[Pre-review nonsense]
Oopsy shrimpsy, looks like I forgot to review this book.
Don't ask.
➽ Full review to come and stuff.