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A review by peyton_honeck
Moby-Dick: Or, the Whale by Herman Melville
2.0
Moby Dick is basically that episode of SpongeBob where the giant blue lipped clam eats Mr Krab’s 1 millionth dollar and he goes crazy and makes SpongeBob and Squidward hunt the clam to get his dollar back. Except the SpongeBob episode was actually good.
“Wait a minute. This ain’t me 1 millionth dollar! This is an ordinary dollar that’s been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, and kissed with coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick!” - “Actually it’s coral blue number 3.”
“Wait a minute. This ain’t me 1 millionth dollar! This is an ordinary dollar that’s been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, and kissed with coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick!” - “Actually it’s coral blue number 3.”