A review by geraldine
Tales from the Empire by Peter Schweighofer

3.0

i swear to god i read this in 2006 but I remembered like. a half of a thing from it and that was it.

it's alright, way better than tales of the bounty hunters which I read immediately before this. despite being named "tales from the empire" it's primarily about people messing with and hating the empire

a woman drinks a glass of Elba Water in this. mara lays into karrde for his shitty puns.

please read if you want to hear people talk about "nudes" in a star wars book which, surprisingly, means exactly what you think it means

corran horn and thrawn almost make out in it????? i don't understand why this happened. this is not a joke.