A review by lindzmace
Only Orlando by Charlie Novak

Did not finish book.

sorry but i don't want to read a book that only has idealised versions of a conversation and no dialogue that actually feels real! also i am bored of every book with any sort of kink in it needing to have a traffic lights safe word convo. my friends, you can use anything you want as a safe word, including (oh my god): <i>no</i>. the horror! anyways, i'm feeling a bit mean but really, i deserve better.