A review by mollythomas
Esio Trot by Roald Dahl

1.0

This one has aged poorly and was definitely uncomfortable for me tbh.

Mrs. Silver needs a restraining order against this man (I kept thinking of that meme that’s like, “STAY AWAY FROM HER. GET A JOB.”) and get her little tortoise back. My poor boy Alfie got snatched for the crime of not growing fast enough and his owner didn’t even notice.
Maybe she doesn’t deserve him back after all…