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The Gentleman's Guide to Getting Lucky by Mackenzi Lee

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emotional hopeful medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

5.0

i openly sobbed, so good

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Fence: Striking Distance by Sarah Rees Brennan

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emotional hopeful medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.0

this book left me deeply unwell.
there are two very distinct parts to the plot, {Aiden & Harvard} and {Nicholas & Seiji}. the latter pair's plot felt very juvenile, and Seiji is literally Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory which… idk how i feel about. from reading the comics, i felt like his self-isolation was because he was stuck up and pretentious, not because he's oblivious to social cues. he definitely reads as neurodivergent, which i appreciate, but i feel the writing infantilized him. honestly i love Nicholas' character, specifically his outlook and his genuine disregard for Aiden—bruise men's egos!! and even though the hijinks read more like middle grade fiction
(and the cover advertises it as "a novel"—i don't like the treatment of YA as having lesser value, but doesn't such a designation usually imply like adult fiction? but whatever it's probably meant to communicate that, unlike the source material, this not a graphic novel)
, it grew on me and i found it sweet.
which leads me to the other half, with Aiden and Harvard. i was more interested by their chapters, but right at climactic moments it would switch to Nicholas and Seiji. sure, it creates tension, but not enough to last, so when it returns to Aiden and Harvard the immediacy of the situation has dissipated, making for some not great pacing. where Nicholas and Seiji's storyline was generally wholesome and lighthearted, this one is very much angst. without spoiling anything, let me just say that if you were looking for something fluffy, it'll be hard to find here.
with eleven minutes left in the audiobook Aiden and Harvard hadn't gotten together and i was starting to sweat. and then i came to the final chapter and it was from Nicholas' perspective, so how would the reconciliation and mutual confessions of love be portrayed? skip the vulnerable moment entirely and show only the aftermath? nope, it just doesn't happen at all.
this book had me crying on benches in public and then had the audacity to leave me hanging. thank god i didn't read it before the sequel was released,, except there's no audiobook for the sequel (yet) so i basically did! cruel, and not even in an enjoyable, masochistic kind of way. The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue and Winter's Orbit are much better M/M romances with unknown mutual pining and horrible miscommunication.
anyways, here's a playlist i made based on their relationship: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4zIP3MaMFpDPehAkxRjxlR.

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The Silent Patient by Alex Michaelides

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dark mysterious fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.0

i take issue with the fact that
Alicia sees the play Alcestis about a husband condemning his wife to death, can't get it out of her head, and then like the next day it happens to her
. like, i appreciated the revelation at the end that
Gabriel effectively sacrificing Alicia for himself reignites her memory of her father wishing—aloud—that she had died instead of his wife, and causes her to snap
, and i really like tying the play into that, but i think it was done too perfectly and thus unbelievably.
the narrator reminds me of an Edgar Allan Poe character. not any in particular, just in general.

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And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie

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Did not finish book. Stopped at 14%.
read Death on the Nile and there were some racist undertones and then started reading this, went into it knowing it was originally titled after and largely inspired by a racist minstrel song heavily featuring the n word (and you can already guess that it wasn't written or performed by anyone Black), and then Agatha has the audacity to just spew some overt antisemitism! please we can do better than this 😭
I'm Thinking of Ending Things by Iain Reid

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dark mysterious tense medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

5.0

wow. okay, so, over two years ago, a friend recounted this book to me, including its ending. later i started to read it but never finished; today i read it start to finish. even knowing the ending it was still so unsettling and creepy, which is commendable because i don't see myself as easily scared by books. and even as a horror/thriller, it had substance to it and leaves me with much to think about. recommend, though it's best to go in knowing as little as possible.

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The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson

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mysterious medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? No

4.0

i wouldn't say i found it scary or tense at all, just a lil spooky at times. it started off strong but kind of fell into a lull for the last third until the very end. i wanted to see
the house's control over Eleanor
play out longer; it was definitely a slow burn but there wasn't much payoff.
also, no, this book doesn't have any queer undertones. they are so blatant they're fucking overtones.

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Fence Vol. 1 by C.S. Pacat

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adventurous emotional funny fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.5

this was the graphic novel that got me into graphic novels, so i have it to thank for that, plus, it's why i'm in fencing club right now, which is why i'm rereading it. unfortunately, it wasn't as good as i remember. let me start with the good: the story is dramatic, some might say overly so, but i'm a fan. i love Bobby and his friendship with Nicholas. it's a pretty accurate depiction of fencing!

now, the not-so-great:
  • i found the art underwhelming.
  • i have to talk about the weird gaze this graphic novel takes. the two main characters, roommates, and rivals are both high school freshmen, and this is the start of the school year, so most likely 14 years old, possibly 15 [edit: the book's synopsis says Nicholas is 16. i'm still going to talk about the weird gaze though]. yet they're undeniably sexualized to some extent: Nicholas discovers his roommate is Seiji by walking in on the latter taking his shirt off, with sunlight streaming in through the window casting a gleam on his torso. there's a cell with Nicholas showering, censored by a rubber duck. expository "we're fencing now" cells are often closeups of the bare torsos of people in the midst of changing into their gear. this is arguably a romance/gearing up to be a romance, so i understand perhaps planting seeds of attraction between characters, but this just feels a little icky. also it doesn't help that these high schoolers are all unrealistically slim and muscular.
  • there wasn't very much content to it. i first read it digitally and so had access to a few volumes at once. this time around i read it physically and only got the first volume from the library, and it was over very quickly.

to clarify the "it's complicated" diverse cast of characters: it's diverse in all respects except gender—it's an all-boys boarding school, so the only women are the coach and her assistant but they're side characters.

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Malibu Rising by Taylor Jenkins Reid

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emotional reflective medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.75

men are terrible lol.
i most enjoyed the plots concerning the core four siblings and, later, their plus-one. you'd think they be the majority of the plot, but there are a lot of subplots that have little-to-no bearing on the main storyline, and i understand wanting to make this gigantic party with all these interesting people feel more alive, but after a while i stopped caring and just wanted to skip to the Rivas. it was overall pretty good though
book cover discussion: the British one is so much better than that of the United States, like the pretty sunset/fire (👀) colors, the serif font. unfortunately it doesn't carry over perfectly to the square aspect ratio for the audiobook.

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The Guest List by Lucy Foley

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dark mysterious medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.75

major content warning for self harm. check dropdown for others
for the majority of this book i was under the impression that The Guest List was published before The Hunting Party, which made a lot of sense because The Hunting Party felt like a more polished execution of a similar concept. actually, The Guest List came _after_ The Hunting Party. and knowing that her most recent book is The Paris Apartment… 😬
📉
. i was still surprised by the ending, though

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Café Con Lychee by Emery Lee

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emotional hopeful fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.25

i think i may be outgrowing the YA romance genre unfortunately—this was just too juvenile for me. like the climax being homecoming… stop. and lots of angst which isn't my cup of tea. but if you're looking for a great YA queer love story with football/soccer/rugby, Heartstopper!! that said, i do appreciate the diversity because i recently wrote in a review (for Chef's Kiss) that "i am tired of reading queer romances about skinny/ripped white men."
cover design is easily five stars.

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