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A Blue Ribbon Romance by C.M. Nascosta
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
3.75
Loved getting Rourke’s POV after reading MGMF — I enjoyed his internal monologue more than Violet’s. Another hilarious, unhinged, and sweet read.
Butcher & Blackbird by Brynne Weaver
dark
emotional
funny
fast-paced
4.0
I love a story where the MMC is down bad from the very start, and Rowan Kane meets that mark seamlessly.
All in all, a funny, fast-paced, and easy read — one than can definitely be read as a standalone.
All in all, a funny, fast-paced, and easy read — one than can definitely be read as a standalone.
The Blood Witch by Evelyn Ward
adventurous
challenging
dark
emotional
funny
fast-paced
4.75
Again, Alistair and Jasper can get it.
Fey, I still can’t decide if I want to be you or be on you.
Another basically perfect book — the plot stayed plotting, the smut was next level, and the internal feminine rage was thoroughly stoked and sated.
Fey, I still can’t decide if I want to be you or be on you.
Another basically perfect book — the plot stayed plotting, the smut was next level, and the internal feminine rage was thoroughly stoked and sated.
The Queen's Blade by Evelyn Ward
adventurous
challenging
dark
emotional
funny
fast-paced
4.5
Alistair and Jasper can get it.
Fey, I can’t decide if I want to be you or be on you.
A basically perfect book — the plot was plotting, the smut was smutting, and the internal feminine rage was thoroughly stoked and sated.
Fey, I can’t decide if I want to be you or be on you.
A basically perfect book — the plot was plotting, the smut was smutting, and the internal feminine rage was thoroughly stoked and sated.
Pounded by Produce: A Veggie Love Tale by G.M. Fairy
Reading Catholic smut (and liking it) was not on my bingo card for 2025, but alas, here we are.
Pounded by Produce was not what I was expecting, and for that, I adored it even more. A hilarious, fast-paced, steamy romance with a beautiful “moral of the story” — a touching reminder that love is love, and living a life in repression (while riddled with religious guilt or not), is simply Not The Way.
The blatant Veggie Tales references were an added delight...the cherry on top of a delicious cucumber & tomato sundae, if you will.
This book was hilarious and entertaining, but it was also somehow so serious and touching? Like...eventually you stop laughing and start wondering Dear Lord, why am I HORNY right now? and then, you’re like Wait, this is actually really pure and sweet...??
So go ahead — admit your true feelings, form a throuple, buy a farm, and live happily ever after with two ex-priests. If Emily did it, how hard can it be?
adventurous
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
4.0
Quick Overview:
- Hysterically funny
- Pure entertainment
- Not what I expected (the sentient vegetables were somehow...really beautiful?)
Reading Catholic smut (and liking it) was not on my bingo card for 2025, but alas, here we are.
Pounded by Produce was not what I was expecting, and for that, I adored it even more. A hilarious, fast-paced, steamy romance with a beautiful “moral of the story” — a touching reminder that love is love, and living a life in repression (while riddled with religious guilt or not), is simply Not The Way.
The blatant Veggie Tales references were an added delight...the cherry on top of a delicious cucumber & tomato sundae, if you will.
This book was hilarious and entertaining, but it was also somehow so serious and touching? Like...eventually you stop laughing and start wondering Dear Lord, why am I HORNY right now? and then, you’re like Wait, this is actually really pure and sweet...??
So go ahead — admit your true feelings, form a throuple, buy a farm, and live happily ever after with two ex-priests. If Emily did it, how hard can it be?
Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta
Violet is a textbook millennial who happens to find love while working for a pharmaceutical company as a milking technician. Girlie Pop gives professional handies to minotaurs and loves it! Jokes and subject matter aside, the storyline was actually much more tender and chaste than I originally anticipated.
Full of hilarious one-liners, phallic descriptors, and millennial angst, this book is completely unhinged (in the best way) while still serving up a sweet and tender romance that’s full of yearning desire.
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
3.5
Quick Overview:
- Hysterically funny
- Pure entertainment
- Not what I expected
Violet is a textbook millennial who happens to find love while working for a pharmaceutical company as a milking technician. Girlie Pop gives professional handies to minotaurs and loves it! Jokes and subject matter aside, the storyline was actually much more tender and chaste than I originally anticipated.
Full of hilarious one-liners, phallic descriptors, and millennial angst, this book is completely unhinged (in the best way) while still serving up a sweet and tender romance that’s full of yearning desire.