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Not in Love by Ali Hazelwood

3.0

you nailed the title ali!! i never thought id be this bored reading an ali hazelwood book omg. Their chemistry outside of sex is literally zero

Red by Jennifer Anne Davis

3.5

I read this faster than the first book because i skimmed so much of it. It was soooo boring at times. This feels like they just wrote one chapter but realllly long, nothing really happens. Wtf was Savenek’s character lmao i feel bad because of how badly written he is. AND THIS GIRL is she really this stupid omfg she lacks common sense. 

The Key by Jennifer Anne Davis

4.0

DELICIOUS! I devoured this book. Although Darmik and Lenneks rivalry feels very childish and unexplained.

Also very weird that this girl with blond hair and blue eyes, named REMA never suspected that maybe she’s a princess named AMER

Chaos Reigning by Jessie Mihalik

3.0

Weird book! Did I read the first two books? No! But guess what? This book was pretty trash lols. The start was pretty solid and then the chemistry between Alex and Cat was so sudden like girl wtf??? And then the chemistry was so good that literally anything else was a bore. Especially considering how injuries were treated in like 2 secs. Boring af 

The Rom-Commers by Katherine Center

emotional funny hopeful lighthearted relaxing medium-paced

5.0

Katherine Center if i could kiss you, i would. This book is so well written and developed so beautifully. At first I was like “omg this bitch had no self respect at all” but then I thought that if i got an opportunity that big i wouldnt let it go either. I loved every single scene of this book and i wish it was longer. 
I was reading this on a flight snd the gasp that left my mouth when Sylvie

said that she killed here mother omg

. AND YKW katherine writes in a way where even if its not a romance scene, you so feel butterflies. 
READ THIS BOOK RN 

Battle Royal by Lucy Parker

4.25

WHAT A FUN READ OMG!! i loved this book so much and it was such a unique concept, felt almost like a movie. I loved alll the characters and the writing was slightly confusing with the references but hey idc. 

A Sword of Gilded Embers by B.C. FaJohn

3.0

The last part is kinda confusing in a visual way but sure why not. The ending was also very shit lol

Kiss and Don't Tell by Meghan Quinn

2.0

This book was plain weird. First of all, NO WAY IN HELLLLLL YOU ENTER A HOUSE WITH MEN GIRL YOU SHOULD BE DEAD RN. secondly, YOUR EX NEVER TALKED ABOUT HAVING A BROTHER??? THIS FUCKASS BOOK ISTG 😭😭😭😭

Happily Never After by Lynn Painter

4.5

Lynn Painter I will read anything you create. This book as always was so easy flowing and so so fun to read. I love alllll the characters so much and I love Max and Soph are literally adorable

Ruthless Vows by Rebecca Ross

3.5

wtf went wrong with this book bro. The first book, was PERFECTION!! LITERALLY PERFECTION! this book felt so overwritten and confusing and draggy. Im disappointed but i stan iris and roman.