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After Dead: What Came Next in the World of Sookie Stackhouse by Charlaine Harris
1.0
''Hank Clearwater contracted gonorrhea.''
Fucking kill me. thank god she dedicated a whole page to inform me. now i can finally die peacefully.
so i was planning on reviewing shit again in 2019 because i wanted to leave it at 55 because i'm a fucking weirdo but look bitch... i just HAVE to rant about this bland shameless cash grab.
Yeah okay sure, I've only read up to book 9 but still, who? oh yes finally a book with all my favourite characters. so memorable.... BTW, i know what happens in Dead Ever After which is the reason why i'm planning on finishing the series.
What a waste of money. before you ask, it was on sale and i knew that it was fucking garbage but i had to see it with my own eyes. yes i got it for 4€ *which is still a lot* but in the book it says it costs 9. WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THAT PRICING AN ALMOST EMPTY BOOK 9€ WAS A GOOD THING. for real. if you combine the 195 pages and take out the artwork and the blank space it's probably like 50 pages long.
cons: pretty much what i said, Lafayette *he has nothing to do with this. i'm still bitter & i'm blaming it on this abomination*, i read it in like 30minutes + the fact that she DOESN'T EVEN TELL US WHAT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE (ex. John Quinn Had Many More Adventures.... wooooowwww he does stuff. you don't say). if i keep thinking about it i will somehow find more shit to complain so i'm leaving it here.
pros: the artwork is nice. i like the cover, it has blood.
Fucking kill me. thank god she dedicated a whole page to inform me. now i can finally die peacefully.
so i was planning on reviewing shit again in 2019 because i wanted to leave it at 55 because i'm a fucking weirdo but look bitch... i just HAVE to rant about this bland shameless cash grab.
Yeah okay sure, I've only read up to book 9 but still, who? oh yes finally a book with all my favourite characters. so memorable.... BTW, i know what happens in Dead Ever After which is the reason why i'm planning on finishing the series.
What a waste of money. before you ask, it was on sale and i knew that it was fucking garbage but i had to see it with my own eyes. yes i got it for 4€ *which is still a lot* but in the book it says it costs 9. WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THAT PRICING AN ALMOST EMPTY BOOK 9€ WAS A GOOD THING. for real. if you combine the 195 pages and take out the artwork and the blank space it's probably like 50 pages long.
cons: pretty much what i said, Lafayette *he has nothing to do with this. i'm still bitter & i'm blaming it on this abomination*, i read it in like 30minutes + the fact that she DOESN'T EVEN TELL US WHAT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE (ex. John Quinn Had Many More Adventures.... wooooowwww he does stuff. you don't say). if i keep thinking about it i will somehow find more shit to complain so i'm leaving it here.
pros: the artwork is nice. i like the cover, it has blood.
Wrong Time, Wrong Place by Simon Kernick
3.0
It is not amazing but it is a fun and quick read.you should check it out if you have a couple of hours to kill
Dead Until Dark by Charlaine Harris
3.0
‘’Well. I’m Sookie Stackhouse, and I’m a waitress.’’
Ugh yes I missed reading about Sookie getting beaten up. How the fuck is she alive.
Okaaayyy yeeeaahhh I’m a dumbass because as you may know I’ve read books 2-9 before reading book 1. I mean I read it’s like season 1 and since I liked It I was like ok I know what’s up, I can go and read book 2 since it’s 2€ and the first is 9€. Also, it’s meh, I’m glad I read book 2 first.
‘’I was waiting for my own vampire.’’
Of course she was. Early 2000s, what a decade.
‘’Nobody’s stronger than you.’’
Gross. Soooooooo Bill is here. We all know how I feel about his boring ass. At least it’s the first book and he isn’t really annoying yet but yeeeahhh nooo.
Was I waiting for Lafayette to appear? Bitch maybe. I can only read about him in one book so I’m sorry I expected more from the character that made me watch 2 True Blood seasons.
Ugh yes I missed reading about Sookie getting beaten up. How the fuck is she alive.
Okaaayyy yeeeaahhh I’m a dumbass because as you may know I’ve read books 2-9 before reading book 1. I mean I read it’s like season 1 and since I liked It I was like ok I know what’s up, I can go and read book 2 since it’s 2€ and the first is 9€. Also, it’s meh, I’m glad I read book 2 first.
‘’I was waiting for my own vampire.’’
Of course she was. Early 2000s, what a decade.
‘’Nobody’s stronger than you.’’
Gross. Soooooooo Bill is here. We all know how I feel about his boring ass. At least it’s the first book and he isn’t really annoying yet but yeeeahhh nooo.
Was I waiting for Lafayette to appear? Bitch maybe. I can only read about him in one book so I’m sorry I expected more from the character that made me watch 2 True Blood seasons.
The Year of the Runaways by Sunjeev Sahota
3.0
Hi cunts, missed me? No? oh okay. What’s up?... Anyways, I changed profile pic because Larry is my son now and if anything bad happens to him I’m gonna kill you all and then myself :)
Sooooo I started it and then I was too bored to read or watch anything. Still am but two books I ordered arrived and two more are coming so I HAD to finish this. BTW i got it because it was 2€. Not something i would have picked up if it wasn't cheap.
It’s a good book. Yeah... it’s a solid 3.5 for me. Soooo I don’t really remember the majority of the names but that may be because it took me like a month to read summer and autumn *it’s divided in 4 parts based on the season shit takes place in*, my bad? To be honest I don’t really have anything more to say. There are some scenes which I loved that were obviously kinda violent and others I couldn’t care less. May be because I didn’t care about the characters.
I finished it yesterday at like 4am and I should have made this review then because now my period came, I’m dying and I’ve been listening to Hannah Montana for the past 2hours. I don’t think I’m in the right state of mind to review shit. Ugh fuck my eye hurts… did I make any sense in this
Sooooo I started it and then I was too bored to read or watch anything. Still am but two books I ordered arrived and two more are coming so I HAD to finish this. BTW i got it because it was 2€. Not something i would have picked up if it wasn't cheap.
It’s a good book. Yeah... it’s a solid 3.5 for me. Soooo I don’t really remember the majority of the names but that may be because it took me like a month to read summer and autumn *it’s divided in 4 parts based on the season shit takes place in*, my bad? To be honest I don’t really have anything more to say. There are some scenes which I loved that were obviously kinda violent and others I couldn’t care less. May be because I didn’t care about the characters.
I finished it yesterday at like 4am and I should have made this review then because now my period came, I’m dying and I’ve been listening to Hannah Montana for the past 2hours. I don’t think I’m in the right state of mind to review shit. Ugh fuck my eye hurts… did I make any sense in this