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parmyc's Reviews (271)


here’s all the hopes I had for this book FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET!!
I honestly expected Cal’s book to be the best one among them but it was the worst. 600 pages and somehow nothing really happened. they were so horny the whole time I stopped fake gagging at some point because the gagging was fake no more.
the concept of money was unbelievable in this book. bitches would spend millions on something that didn’t make any sense like okay I get it you’re a billionaire but who said billionaires are necessary DUMB??? what happened to financial thinking?? all these money ought to end somewhere no??? okay.
did not like Lana nor Cal. Cami was spoiled. their interactions were lame. Cal’s supposed to be thirty-something but homie acts like a 23 y/o alcoholic failure.
the whole series is mediocre. not really worth reading but if you still wanna do it, my personal rate (best to worst) is exactly like the chronological order of it.
1. The fine print (not best best but better than those two / 3 stars)
2. Terms and conditions (had me for 50% / 2 stars)
3. Final offer (never had me at all / 1 star)

no i’m sorry. this one’s totally on me. i’m not allowed to complain about a book I knew damn well I won’t like but ended up reading it anyway because i’m fucked in the head. I did not like this. it was lame. cringe. badly written. the author needed to take some english grammar classes because ummm yk. but at least it was short. and since I already got the other four books I may as well read another one because yk, they’re short, too. um. yeah. that’s pretty much it…

Patrick Bateman could never.

736 pages of toe-curling smut