samflowerv6's Reviews (424)

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Alexander and Maven… a vampire and a witch. The whole connection via being “beloved” to eachother was interesting, I like couples with soulmate connections. They are drawn together through time and are OBSESSED with each other. He's very protective and primal? That seems like the right word.  lots of growling lol and sexy blood stuff. no I will not elaborate.… unless you want me to lol. I was intrigued but the writing is very juvenile and wattpad-ish. Had some overall cringe dialog—- “coffee black like my soul” was mentioned and he rawred a few times HAHAHA I CANT think about it without dying laughing again.  The whole mated thing was new to me and what can I say? I finished it and I didnt hate the vibes. I did full body laugh a few times during the horizontal tango. Very VERY smutty like sex all the time. They are like rabbits. I read this on kindle and even though it wasn't amazing, I had a good enough time. If you liked those dark romances on wattpad when you were younger, you'll enjoy this more than you think. What can I say, I like vampires? 

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The Roommate Pact

Allison Ashley

DID NOT FINISH: 16%

Maybe I’ll finish later. Apparently it’s closed door which is fine! But…. If the trope is friends with benefits?? Why am I not reading about said benefits? Make it make sense
hopeful lighthearted relaxing
adventurous dark mysterious fast-paced

whimsical and a little spooky. Beautiful graphics
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…that was hot. idc idc idc

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AYO… in the orchard? Go off

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The Fake Mate

Lana Ferguson

DID NOT FINISH: 0%

Oh my god no ! I am not prejudiced against tails just this book. I am a Cardan Greenbriar stan I swear!!! I just…. Maybe I’m not an omega verse girly? I think that’s okay w me. I’m not even totally sure what that means! 
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sunshine & stone cold alex
dark emotional informative mysterious tense fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix

Kallum Locke….. lord have mercy. This man is insane and ya know what? I ate up every second of it. He was a little scary but I loved it!! Am I insane for enjoying this? Maybe. I blame the wattpad books I read in middle school for my occasionally depraved taste. TRISHA YOU FED US DARK ROMANCE GIRLIES. The part that really sucked me in…. The plot is so interesting. I’m actually so excited for the second book!! Kallum is insane, obsessed with the FMC, smart and cunning. He was a philosopher professor before he was committed into an insane asylum.. he calls her things like little Halen, his muse and sweetness. THE TWISTS HAD ME BY MY THROAT !! And the ritual scene broke my brain in the best way…. I love love love love Hollow’s row and my insane book boyfriend Professor Locke. He’s not even morally grey, he’s pitch black and I’m down.

But what is art and beauty if not pain? Anything which comes too easily is an insult to both the creator and the consumer. 

“I will make you see god for damn sure.”

My fingertips memorize the erratic beat of her pulse as she slips away. Bah-dah-bump. Bah-dah-bah-dah-bump. I want to carve it in my skin.

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Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

Maybe my rating system is flawed but I adored this!!! Luke and Emmy made me feel so warm and fuzzy. Emmy was such a relatable character with her ADHD and internal struggles. I love a good cowboy romance and I never knew I wanted to be called sugar until today. I liked their banter and relationship. NO THIRD ACT BREAKUP!!!! I’ve never read a book where the vibes were good and then it’s over, what a trip. Smutty, lighthearted, with a deep meaningful relationship that made me smile so much my cheeks hurt. Thank you Layla Sage for this beautiful soft love story. I already miss Clementine and Luke 🍊 🐎

“I couldn’t believe the universe was so big, and I got placed on this random floating rock at the same time as Clementine Ryder.”

“Sugar, you deserve to go out on your own terms. Just because you got dusted doesn’t mean you’re done.”


“I leaned into Emmy, my hand on her throat still keeping her pinned to my office door, and spit the whiskey in her mouth.”

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